LIMITED EDITION "IN-CASE-YOU-MISS-ME" TEE

"Hello, and welcome to the In-Case-You-Miss-Me hotline – your one-stop shop for that warm, cozy reminder that, yes, we coulda been everything you wanted. Whether you're here to reminisce or just need to shed a tear to the build-a-bear we bought you four years ago. we’re hear to give you the answers!!

Press 1 if you’re currently missing me a little.
Press 2 if you’re missing me a lot.
Press 3 if this is Stacy's mum. I miss you too

Why not buy one of our tees while you wait? Did you know that studies show you’re stock of bad b*tches rises by 73%  once you wear it? All for the price of £20.99!!

Still there? Good, because don't you move an inch. We'll be with you in 12 or more minutes to take your call... You are number...229 in the queue. Please hold.

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“In the night" Isaiah St Jean